Psoriasis Doctor

Question:

>Quick, grab a shovel; carve the stone… >Here lies Broken-Hearted Birtles, >He shall rest in ignominy.

tell us if it works, this Icthamol/Hominy mixture

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Mark >I had an email from Dr. Joe informing me his ass was off.

Dr. Joe

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>Mary Lincoln has fled, weeping, and I shall never forgive myself.

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! mwahahahahahaha.. .  SHEESH!  Fergawdsake, no wonder I was getting bored. Mary

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> in your trousers! Read between Ang’s lines: note the keywords ‘zap’ > and ‘menagerie’. Can you not see the girl wishes to delve deeper into > the cruel mystery of dermis in extremis, and has has tired of > tomfoolery? Who can blame her? I, myself, can bear no more. The girl > does have spirit and potential, though. Hmm.

I couldn’t hardly zap one of the decent people here, now could I? > I think, Eye, our time has come. Mr Rat has scarpered, taking his > blessed credo with him; Starrb6181 implies we have impeded the flow of > support, and just this very morning, I had an email from Dr. Joe > informing me his ass was off. All very distressing.

Certainly you can’t blame Dr. Joe for not wishing to be deluged with butt-pictures. I must admit upon reading your prose, I eyed my scanner for just a wee moment before good sense raised its ugly head. >           Opprobrium: available everywhere, from everyone, at anytime. >           I mix my own – it is much stronger. > I may return. I may not. I may go to the pub instead. > And so I die…

Quick, grab a shovel; carve the stone… Here lies Broken-Hearted Birtles, He shall rest in ignominy.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->device which apparently cures psoriasis, eczema, AND herpes >in one minute or less!!!! ah-ha-ha!!!….perhaps it could be used to zap >the>Olive/Lincoln/Birtle menagerie just to see what happens. >>Gosh, OrlGuy, new concept…. >When you do a search you might want to consider looking at the >search>results,>not just the advertisements. >          Markus, methinks yon Angela hath a lean and itchy look.   >          I believe Angela means little angel, like Bubbala >          means little bubba.  Such a sweet name that conjures >          baby blue clouds and gently floating winged creatures >          could only belong to another messenger of love and >          compassion who has come to our group with an open >           heart, open mind, and open arms to embrace us all. >           Don’t know about you, but I feel the love.          

Good of her to care, I’d say. Having people like Angela sharing the world with us makes life worth living.  Thanks for your interest, Angie. Mary

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->device which apparently cures psoriasis, eczema, AND herpes >in one minute or less!!!! ah-ha-ha!!!….perhaps it could be used to zap >the>Olive/Lincoln/Birtle menagerie just to see what happens. >>Gosh, OrlGuy, new concept…. >When you do a search you might want to consider looking at the >search>results,>not just the advertisements. >          Markus, methinks yon Angela hath a lean and itchy look.   >          I believe Angela means little angel, like Bubbala >          means little bubba.  Such a sweet name that conjures >          baby blue clouds and gently floating winged creatures >          could only belong to another messenger of love and >          compassion who has come to our group with an open >           heart, open mind, and open arms to embrace us all. >           Don’t know about you, but I feel the love.          

Shut up, Eye, you shabby winker, and put that national disgrace back in your trousers! Read between Ang’s lines: note the keywords ‘zap’ and ‘menagerie’. Can you not see the girl wishes to delve deeper into the cruel mystery of dermis in extremis, and has has tired of tomfoolery? Who can blame her? I, myself, can bear no more. The girl does have spirit and potential, though. Hmm. I think, Eye, our time has come. Mr Rat has scarpered, taking his blessed credo with him; Starrb6181 implies we have impeded the flow of support, and just this very morning, I had an email from Dr. Joe informing me his ass was off. All very distressing. Mary Lincoln has fled, weeping, and I shall never forgive myself. I shall be leaving on the midnight train to alt.uttter.bollocks, where, in a spirit of contrariness, I shall initiate threads on UV treatment, B12/Folic Acid, Black Salve and Electric Itch-Stoppers. I may even invite Dr. Joe over as guest spoiler. Or Mr Rat, if he ever scuttles forth again. He would make a splendid spoiler. An Uberspoiler. You stay here and babble into the void if you choose, Eye, but don’t be surprised to be abruptly shoved into killfiles, the psoriasis world over. Take my advice and flee now, with your genitals intact. So, then, it has been a giddy five or six days, and much has been done in the name of bollocks (utter), but enough is enough. To all those who contacted me, wishing to know what was I on and where could they get some, I reveal the truth:           Opprobrium: available everywhere, from everyone, at anytime.           I mix my own – it is much stronger. To Emailer Paul McBride, who purports to be a psychiatrist, I say this: you are a cheeky bugger. To the sadly absent Mary Lincoln, I say: my heart is heavy. Forgive me for my unthinking vileness. Bring back my bonny to me, to me. And to the rest of you, farewell. The utter bollocks is over. Throw open those doors and yodel. Be well, be wealthy, beware of dolphins that go ‘tick tock’. Kick Eye in the slats if he refuses to move. I may return. I may not. I may go to the pub instead. And so I die… MB

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>device which apparently cures psoriasis, eczema, AND herpes >in one minute or less!!!! ah-ha-ha!!!….perhaps it could be used to zap

the>Olive/Lincoln/Birtle menagerie just to see what happens. >Gosh, OrlGuy, new concept…. >When you do a search you might want to consider looking at the

search>results,>not just the advertisements.           Markus, methinks yon Angela hath a lean and itchy look.             I believe Angela means little angel, like Bubbala           means little bubba.  Such a sweet name that conjures           baby blue clouds and gently floating winged creatures           could only belong to another messenger of love and           compassion who has come to our group with an open            heart, open mind, and open arms to embrace us all.            Don’t know about you, but I feel the love.          

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I went to yahoo and entered in keyword psoriasis and a advertisement for some product called the itch stopper came up to clear psoriasis.  has anyone else tried this product.. or know anything about it.  unlike skin cap it appears at worst this product can’t do any harm.

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>I went to yahoo and entered in keyword psoriasis and a advertisement for some >product called the itch stopper came up to clear psoriasis.  has anyone else >tried this product.. or know anything about it.  unlike skin cap it appears at >worst this product can’t do any harm.

It’s advertised in the Mary Lincoln ‘Personal Appliances’R'Us’ catalogue, between the Jumbo Old Maid’s Pacifier and the Pink Plunger Deluxe. It won’t do you any harm, but don’t drop it in the bath.

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> I went to yahoo and entered in keyword psoriasis and a advertisement for some > product called the …<DELETE>… came up to clear psoriasis.  has anyone else > tried this product.. or know anything about it.  unlike skin cap it appears at > worst this product can’t do any harm.

There is indeed an ad displayed when you run a search on Yahoo with the keyword ‘psoriasis’ for a device which apparently cures psoriasis, eczema, AND herpes in one minute or less!!!! ah-ha-ha!!!….perhaps it could be used to zap the Olive/Lincoln/Birtle menagerie just to see what happens. Gosh, OrlGuy, new concept…. When you do a search you might want to consider looking at the search results, not just the advertisements.

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